Angelina Jolie as a firefighter?

Running time: 100 minutes. Rated R (sturdy violence, and language all through). In theaters and on HBO Max. 

In the brand new thriller “Those Who Wish Me Dead,” Angelina Jolie is repeatedly punched within the face, kicked and stabbed by Nicholas Hoult as a forest fireplace rages round them. She then jumps into a pond to outlive the blaze.

Does that brutal beatdown and close to incineration ship her off in a stretcher to the hospital burn ward? Nope. She seems divine as ever.

That’s typical of Jolie, whose characters not often get ugly no matter their merciless circumstances. Whether a well-to-do former dancer in a crumbling marriage or a maligned dragon villainess, the actress is all the time Vogue-ready.

This time the glamor is particularly befuddling. Jolie performs Hannah — a brusque Montana firefighter. What? That can’t be proper. A femme fatale, certain. But a flame fatale? 

When Jolie, in her first meaty function since 2015, sits at a picnic desk cursing and cracking crude jokes along with her meathead co-workers, you suppose, “one of these things is not like the other.”

Hannah has some unusual hobbies. She enjoys standing behind a pickup truck whereas the fellows drive full velocity after which opens a parachute and goes flying off the facet of the street. Fun?

Her penchant for silly dangers comes from a traumatic previous expertise. While attempting to place out a fireplace years earlier, she was unable to avoid wasting three screaming children. Hannah continuously lives with the guilt from that day, and is emotionally bereft due to it.

So, naturally, her co-star right here is a baby. Connor (Finn Little) is on the run from two assassins who chased down and murdered his accountant father as a result of he knew an excessive amount of about a highly effective crime boss (Tyler Perry, who has earned his cameo look benefit badge many occasions over). 

Hannah (Angelina Jolie) protects Connor (Finn Little) from a pair of assassins who want to kill him.
Hannah (Angelina Jolie) protects Connor (Finn Little) from a pair of assassins who wish to kill him.
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Before he died, Connor’s pop handed the boy a be aware instructing him to take it to a TV information station. “Creeks lead to rivers; rivers lead to towns,” he says. Connor shortly runs into Hannah, who’s stationed in a watch tower within the woods.

Jolie and Little type a touching if nondescript bond as they make their manner by the forest to security. It’s a lot of operating and commiserating.

While they hike, the killers, Jack (Aidan Gillen) and Patrick (Hoult), are on a lethal pursuit, messily offing any native who will get of their manner. This is a obvious stylistic inconsistency in director Taylor Sheridan’s sporadically entertaining movie: When Jolie fights, she will get a little shiner and a dusting of soot like she’s Bert from “Mary Poppins.” But when Jack shoots a girl within the head, we totally see her mind splattered on the automotive window. So, is the film gritty or not?

The pair are additionally the Lucy and Ethel of assassins. They depart behind messy crime scenes and clumsily begin a large forest fireplace. They’d be very straightforward to catch, notably contemplating Gillen, who performed Little Finger on “Game of Thrones,” is among the many most effortlessly evil folks alive.

On one hand, I love the movie’s simplicity. “Those Who Wish Me Dead” has few characters, few areas, no twists and a primal driving purpose: survival. But that straightforwardness has its drawbacks while you’re craving new surroundings, or a totally different voice or an unpredictable second. There aren’t any.

Angelina Jolie in "Those Who Wish Me Dead."
Angelina Jolie performs a mannequin firefighter in “Those Who Wish Me Dead.”
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Despite being a She-Hulk who’s seemingly impervious to bodily ache, Jolie turns in her greatest efficiency in a whereas — arguably in over a decade. She’s relaxed, decided and maternal right here, and connects properly with Little, who’s a massive expertise.

Jolie ought to tackle extra performing alternatives like this one, solely with fewer firehoses.

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