Catherine Zeta-Jones on working with Michael Sheen

Our tireless beauties are in the whole lot all over the place.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, the psychiatrist on Fox’s “Prodigal Son,” loves working with fellow Welshman Michael Sheen. “I at all times wished to co-star with my hometown neighbor from Wales. We’d by no means met however working with him was on my bucket checklist.

“I didn’t have 90 minutes of screen time in this. I had seven lines here, eight there, a snippet, look, a reaction. But I’m like Sugar Ray Leonard in the ring. I can always duck and dive. I’ve got too much OCD to do anything where I didn’t know the beginning, middle and end — so this one was different.”

And possibly some bob and weave will get “Prodigal Son” a 3rd season, someplace.

Nicole Kidman: “Wherever I go people still talk about my Hugh Grant conniving cad husband in ‘The Undoing.’ It became part of universal culture. I was in Australia, Hugh was in London, our producer was in Denmark and this penetrated all those countries. I remember being incredibly nervous wondering ‘Will we find an audience?’ Which is kind of just my general state of being anyway.”

The conniving occurred on HBO.

No heroes, simply Zero

Noho has a brand new costly and critically high-class non-public membership membership. Name’s Zero Bond. Its deal with begins with zero, which no different NYC deal with does. How that occurred, who is aware of. I don’t actually care both as a result of this two-floor 20,000-square-foot joint is so elegant they wouldn’t even have me as a member. It does privateness, exclusivity and three.5 thou for membership. So new, so upscale that Mrs. Alec Baldwin, who endures life largely within the Hamptons, will not be solely a member however was there with her hairstylist. She sat sipping her drink whereas mentioned stylist brushed her hair.

Talking animals

Dr. Douglas Palma of East 62nd’s Animal Medical Center and Dr. Brett Shorenstein of West tenth’s Abingdon Square Veterinary Clinic: “There’s no documented case of COVID-19 transmission from an animal to a human however canine have contracted it … Animals should not put on a masks. Ingesting that may imply surgical procedure … The pandemic has amplified New Yorkers, the world’s most neurotic individuals. With homeowners residence extra, the pets’ habits now turn into potential behavioral issues. And with separation nervousness each individuals and canine are newly extra neurotic. Also, ready for a vet exterior means the pet contends with clanging fireplace engines, screeching ambulances, police sirens, rubbish vehicles.

“One owner brought in his Guatemalan parakeet. He said Cocarito seizured when they were showering. Who knew people showered with a parakeet? Lately, we’ve had ducks, turtles, rabbits. Even monkeys and a raccoon. Manhattan has people from all walks of life. One brought in a boa constrictor. Difficult because the anatomy’s different between snakes.”

Yeah. Go inform it, “Fetch.”

It’s Splitsville

Oh, massive shock about Bill Gates searching new highs, or thighs. Aging gents taking part in home exterior their very own home — grey divorce, Bezos, Macklowe, Schwarzenegger, it’s the brand new factor.

Top lawyer: “I’m handling one divorce longer than the actual marriage. They’re fighting over some cockamamie canary. Another screwed-up guy’s 80 and the bank just gave him a 30-year mortgage. Living together without a wedding is trendy. Still, there’s guys marrying a third time. One mailed invitations and is still asking when’s his divorce coming due. Another, married 18 months, is fighting their split three years. Another’s arguing over a table in his son’s future bar mitzvah — and the kid’s only 4. We tell clients it’s cheaper to keep her. Fighting costs more in legal fees than they can possibly get stuck for.”

This lawyer, he himself married? “I’m divorced.”

Crime is now so unhealthy on this city that if you name the cops there’s a three-week ready checklist.

Only in New York, children, solely in New York.

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