NFL Draft showcases everything wrong with league, Goodell

It occurred in Cleveland. This time.

From its salacious Super Bowl halftime shows, to its annual draft productions which might be sound and appear like professional wrestling extravaganzas, to blind pandering to the extremist, harmful, selectively outraged BLM motion, to its chosen silence in addressing rosters that includes gun-toting criminals, Roger Goodell’s NFL has develop into robust to undergo.

From PSLs designed to make monetary suckers out of followers whereas abandoning its oldest and most devoted clients, to video games more and more decided by rotten conduct, to come-ons to wager on each participant and recreation for its reduce of the motion, Roger Goodell’s NFL can’t appear extra wanting to let clever, civilized followers know that the league is now not for them.

Thursday’s first round, flash-driven draft protection from Cleveland on ESPN mirrored what the NFL has develop into: an enterprise geared towards younger males who act as in the event that they have been simply launched from juvenile detention and right into a whirling, senseless and desensitizing WWE present.

The cuts from a glitzy, graffiti-themed stage — what was the aim, the promote and to whom? — to younger, howling caps-backward yahoos, to live music where none was necessary, this unwelcomed selection present left the early message that you just’ll examine it within the morning quite than undergo one other insult to the civilized senses.

As reader Doug Gibson, lifelong Packers fan from Jersey, wrote 20 minutes in, “I’m outta here. Back to ‘Wheel of Fortune.’ ”

At the identical time, Goodell’s NFL continues to quietly indulge the arrests of gamers in escalating, near-standard episodes.

On April 23, Steelers cornerback Justin Layne was arrested close to Cleveland and charged with a felony. He had the fashionable NFL guidelines of expenses coated:

Booked at 3 a.m., he was driving — dashing at practically 90 mph in a 60 mph zone — on a suspended license. He was in possession of weed. He was charged with unlawful possession of a gun. What else is new?

Roger Goodell at the 2021 NFL Draft.
Roger Goodell on the 2021 NFL Draft.
AP

Where do NFL gamers go and what do they do — usually properly after midnight — that so many want to hold weapons? Are they for offense or protection? Why would anybody exceed the pace restrict at practically 30 mph with no driver’s license, carrying weed and illegally carrying a gun?

We can now ask such questions frequently. But Goodell’s NFL received’t even acknowledge the issues.

Recently, Saints cornerback Marshon Lattimore, with a contract that ensures him practically $16 million, was arrested for alleged possession of a stolen gun, identified on NFL telecasts as “off the field problems.”

Google “NFL gun arrests” to select from piles of gun-busted gamers on Goodell’s watch. Yet, judging from his silence — he’s a really selective activist — he hasn’t observed.

Though Goodell persistently ignores such critical in-league points, he has no downside investing huge dough to publicly scold the presumed “systemic racism” of a whole lot of hundreds tuned in to NFL video games. He’d have white followers consider they’re all racists in want of fixing.

Yep, those that make investments their time, cash and devotion in a principally black sport are all racists.

The Steelers’ Layne, as heard in a tape from the again of the police automobile complaining he was busted for simply “a blunt,” is one other faculty man who appears functionally illiterate.

He was recruited to and performed three seasons for Michigan State, one other amongst scores of publicly funded schools notorious for producing, then spitting out, those that depart in worse social situation than once they arrived.

The conclusion that the NFL draft, similar as NCAA Division I soccer, is rooted in tutorial and monetary fraud is inescapable to eyes, ears and brains that may calculate two-plus-two.

Then there are the previous NFL criminals employed by TV to inform us proper from wrong. For no good motive, that’s additionally a brand new commonplace.

Kay goes out of his technique to lean on gimmicks, catchphrases

The downside with YES’s Michael Kay is that he’s too slick to comprehend he’s not that slick.

Last week, as the primary pitch was about to be thrown, he realized he hadn’t issued his worn “Let’s do it!” so he shortly jammed it in, thus, from the sport’s begin he selected to be heard as additional pressured and additional silly as an sick self-advised self-promotion artist.

His now regular, extremely defensive reward of Giancarlo Stanton as per his superior “exit velocity” depends on rationalizations to badly miss the purpose.

Naturally, a batter who swings as exhausting as Stanton will hit the ball exhausting when he makes good contact. But in any other case he’s a strikeout machine who treats 0-2 the identical as 2-0. Thus Kay’s declare that his “exit velo,” is proof of profitable achievement turns into repetitive nonsense.

Last week, Kay spoke an extended discourse about how robust it should be on Gary Sanchez to have to focus on each hitting and catching in the identical recreation, although he famous that Sanchez was once hitter.

Yep, multi-tasking has diminished his abilities, although it didn’t afflict the 16 catchers within the Hall of Fame. And it hasn’t appeared to harm the regular climb of Kyle Higashoika who, not like Sanchez, seems to have paid consideration in baseball faculty.

If catching has prompted Sanchez such two-way issues, however catching by no means did just a few years in the past, as Kay urged, why not make him a DH — as if as a DH he received’t strike out as usually making an attempt to hit homers. Besides, in Stanton, the Yankees have a $29 million-per DH to fill that want.

If solely Kay known as the sport quite than making an attempt to function a feckless, wishful and clear Yankees propagandist wedded to drained, predictable and foolish signature phrases.

Thursday, as Yanks-Orioles went to the tenth, Kay needed to situation his “Free baseball!” name. Clever stuff — as soon as, maybe.

How will that work when a type of new nonsense seven-inning video games goes to the eighth? Will he holler, “Free baseball”?

WFAN pushes parlays

Do WFAN “Promo Code” hosts — Gregg Giannotti and Maggie Gray, amongst others — really consider what they put their names to, that parlay wagers are good bets? Do they sincerely consider that such bets are of better monetary profit to their listeners than to FanDuel? If so, why would FanDuel be wanting to pitch bets that diminish their each day rake?


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Anyway, a scorching canine and a hamburger stroll right into a bar, order a beer. “Sorry,” says the barkeep, “we don’t serve food.”

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